What to write in a newborn baby card: best funny baby card messages about parenthood and everyday life as a new family. Check out the funny new baby shower ideas below and just pick your favorite. Sometimes it is even possible to combine some sample messages to make it more fun.
– 50 SAMPLE TEXT TO USE FOR FUNNY BABY CARD MESSAGES –
At the bottom of this page you will also find a link to help address your card and how to complete your new baby requests.
Sample Texts: Fun Baby Card Messages
50% mommy, 50% daddy, 100% baby (or baby’s name)! Best wishes on the arrival of your new born daughter / son.
Parenting is a wild ride filled with love, laughter, questions, anxiety, learning, excitement, craziness, hugs, kisses and so much more. Congratulations on your baby girl / baby boy!
Being a parent means learning to sleep with a foot, or even two, in your face!
Baby is cute. Mommy is cute. Daddy’s luck…
Now as you travel the road of life, remember…
… the stroller, the diapers, the formula, the toys, the bottles, the pacifier, the blanket…
Not all treasures are silver and gold… Best wishes to your ‘personal new treasure’ and little darling!
“Parenting is the easiest thing in the world to have an opinion about, but the hardest thing in the world to do” (Matt Walsh). Congratulations on your new arrival and good luck in the transition from theory to practical experience!
Motherhood is the highest paying job in the world because the pay is pure love!
“Ah, I’m relieved and I don’t have anything to worry about now.” Mom didn’t say anything…
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but we say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around without pants when your baby walks around without pants.
Having a baby is like living in a frat house – no sleep, lots of noise and lots of vomiting…
More Fun Baby Card Messages
You have been bothering your mother for nine months. Now it’s daddy’s turn!
Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens and happy babies! So take it easy, stay calm and mommy on!
Woo-hoo, mini version of you two!
Mom and dad, congratulations on your baby girl / baby boy … let the noise begin!
Just wondering: if olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil?
No one would think in life to have their own children. But when they are born no one can imagine life without them.
Sleep is overrated. Like coffee, wine and any free time…
You used to have time. Now you have a child! (Alternatively, a baby girl, a baby boy, your and the baby’s name)
Motherhood will be good for you. Just be quiet and in a diaper.
Congratulations on your new alarm clock!
We are excited and congratulate you on your new family. Always remember: Silence is golden – unless you have a toddler. In that case, it is very, very suspicious!
I heard your home grew 2 feet!
Hurrah, it’s a girl / boy! Parenthood is one of life’s greatest journeys. So buckle up and enjoy the ride!
Congratulations on your new baby girl/boy! Love, joy, baby puke and smelly diapers… Don’t panic, it’s just a baby!
A little one came with you two, how happy you are… Two was great, but three is even better now!
You may have bought a few Porsches or may have traveled the world for a few years. But you chose sleepless nights, Legos in the living room, parent-teacher conferences and puberty instead. From now on you will be parents – and we think you made the right decision!
Congratulations on your new addition to the family. Hitting the bottle will take on a whole new meaning!
Congratulations on your latest tax deduction!
Congratulations! Your baby is so cute than other babies!
Having a baby will make you thankful for everything, like the fact that your cells didn’t multiply and create twins.
Eat. sleep Yes. Repeat. The baby obviously, not you. You won’t sleep anymore…
Funny baby card messages if you are a mother/parents yourself:
Motherhood / parenting is a wonderful, rewarding, messy, noisy and sometimes crazy experience… Every day will be a new adventure, enjoy the ride – it’s all worth it!
Do not worry. It gets easier after the first 18 years.
Of course you can also write a short congratulatory sentence and then mention one of the funny baby quotes in your entertaining new baby greeting.
a miracle of perfection indeedFun Baby Shower Card Messages
Soon it will be: Goodbye tummy – hello mommy! Until then all the best and I wish you a safe and healthy delivery for you and the baby.
Get some sleep before the baby comes. In fact, don’t get up for anything short of work!
Your hearts must be full of gratitude and your belly full of baby.
Can’t wait for your bread to be finished!
Sorry, we all drank without you. Have a happy baby shower!
24/7. Once you sign on to be a mom, that’s the only shift they offer!
Since you can’t drink today, I’ll raise two glasses to you and your soon-to-arrive new bundle of joy!
Remember this happy day forever! For a long time, this will be one of the last rains that you can enjoy in peace…
Funny Baby Card Messages For Baby Girl
Any of the above messages will qualify if you simply add “Hurrah, it’s a girl” or “Congratulations on your new baby girl.” But they are especially good for newborn girls:
From now on follow this routine at bedtime: read him a story, hug him tight, say a sweet prayer and kiss him goodnight… And then start again…
May your little newborn girl play with fairies, grow angel wings, braid a mermaid’s hair, fly to the moon and ride a unicorn.
Congratulations on your little baby girl. Although her fingers may be small, they are probably all wrapped up!
Funny Baby Card Messages For Baby Boy
Any of the above messages will qualify if you simply add “Congratulations on your new baby boy” or “It’s a boy”. However, they are suitable for men only:
You have a man!
A brand new baby boy who will fill your hearts with love and joy!
Don’t worry about the difficulty of raising a baby boy. It’s as easy as running a marathon, doing your taxes and wrestling an octopus at the same time… every day!
A giggle, a toy, hello to a cute boy!
For help on how to start and finish your card and what to write on the envelope, see my new baby congratulations card page.
