A funny baby onesie is cute to buy for your own baby or to give as a gift. Let me tell you, it will be great for not just one but many good laughs.
This is my friend’s little one. She just found out that “being beautiful is exhausting”. Mind you, I can confirm that this statement is absolutely true – lol.
Baby onesies and bodysuits with a funny slogan and a funny image are a great newborn gift idea. But not only to gift to the new baby and its parents but also vice versa from the baby and parents to gift to other family members and relatives. They will all be delighted to see the baby in a onesie or shirt with a printed message that identifies them: grandma, grandpa, baby sister, baby brother, aunt, uncle, godmother, godfather, cousin, etc.
And last, but not least, such a onesie makes a cute gift for mother and father’s day or for mom and dad’s birthday!
But a statement onesie is a great treat for yourself, too. Buy it for your own baby and enjoy it. After all, a baby photo wearing a slogan onesie is always a great memory.
Funny baby onesies and shirts make a great gift for older babies and toddlers. Like an ‘I am 1 / I am ONEderful’ onesie for baby’s first birthday. Plus, they also make a cute Christmas and Easter gift!
Find lots of cute slogans here as well as tips on where to buy your custom onesie online.
I’ve designed some cute baby onesies that you can view and order directly in my Zazzle Shop. You can change the languages in “bilingual onesie” to any other languages.
Funny Baby Onesie – Ideas And Sayings Especially For Mommy:
Give for mom’s birthday, for mother’s day, as a Christmas gift, as an Easter gift, on Valentine’s day, any day just because she’s the best mommy in the world (lol, wait, that’s me)…
– I love my mother
– I have the best mummy
– my mummy rocks
– I got my good looks from mommy
– mom + dad = me
– my mommy is a hottie
– my mom looks hotter than you
– Even though my fingers are small, I still wrap mommy
– mothers of little boys work from son to son down
– mommy’s personal alarm clock
– I have the coolest mom. He stayed up all night with me!
– thank you, but my mommy doesn’t like your advice
– straight from mommy
– keep calm, my mother is a lawyer / chef / nurse, etc.
Fun Baby Onesie Ideas Especially For Dads:
Give for father’s day, for dad’s birthday, for Easter or Christmas, Valentine’s day, to let dad know that baby No. is coming. 2, any day…
– I love my father
– I have the best dad
– my father rock
– My father’s car is faster than yours
– mom + dad = me
– cute like daddy
– pacifier: 6,95$, crib: 300$, daddy’s expression when changing diapers: priceless!
– Even though my fingers are small, I still wrap them around daddy
– in 16 years, I will crash your SUV in our garage
– dad’s little caddy
– my father is more father than your father…
– my dad’s tattoo is better than yours!
– don’t look at me, that smell is from Daddy
– I found my prince. His name is Daddy.
– no shirt, no shoes. I’m probably with Dad…
– who needs a superhero when you have a dad!
– daddy’s friend who drinks
– me + mommy = one broke daddy
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Cute Slogan Onesies For Family And Relatives:
– I am small sister
– I love my big sister
– I love my big sibling
– I am small sibling
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– I love my cousin
– my cousin stones
– take me to grandma‘s
– spoiled by grandma
– what happened to grandma‘s stays at grandma’s
– Even though my finger is small, I wrap it anyway grandma (grandpa, my aunt…) around them
– I am cute grandma retired to be with me all day
– which side to take me grandmadon’t you understand
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– If you think I’m beautiful you should see mine Aunt
– I’m just going to talk to my handsome man Aunt now
– 9 out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their Aunt
– I prefer to be with you Aunt
– I am smart and lovely (I take after my aunt / uncle).
– if you think I’m hot you should see mine aunt / uncle
– when i grow up i want to be as cool as i am aunt / uncle
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– I am cute uncle is single – want to be my auntie?
– my uncle is hot – and single!
so cute for twin girls!Funny Baby Onesie For Twins And Triplets
More Fun Slogan Ideas For Your Custom Onesie:
– proud to be Canadian (or any other nationality)
– I happened in Miami (or any other place/country)
– dog made (cat made)
– future firefighter
– future police
– future top model
– the chicks dig me
– my crib or your crib?
– I only cry when ugly people hold me
– here’s the trouble
– I tried to be good but it didn’t work
– the most adorable baby in the world
– iPod
– cry for food
– I may be small – but I am the boss
– spit will happen
– I still live with my parents
– BYOB – bring your own bottle – my place 3:00am
– I am a little prince
– I am a little princess
– Baby GAGA
– little monster
– being beautiful is exhausting
– new baby in the house
– cute runs in the family
– facebook status message: I was up all night
– Changing a diaper is like a box of chocolates… you never know what you’re going to get!
– lock up your daughters
– live.laugh.poop
– they tell me that my morning drinking causes some problems…
– I drink until I pass out
– I’m not crying, I’m ordering dinner
– eat play sleep repeat
– I’m too sexy for my onesie
– I’m not allowed to date. Ever!
– Instructions not included!
– birth: nailed it!
– loading diaper, please wait
– storm pooper
– LMDO. Laughing at my diapers!
– chilling’ in my crib
– unemployed and living with my parents
– while you were reading this, I dropped my pants
– I’m the new guy in the house!
– naturally sweet – no added sugar
– my parents are tired
– who’s the boss?
– oops, they did it again…
– nothing wrong, just teething
– chick magnet
– sorry boys, I only date rockstars
– are these people really my relatives?
-AB/CD – for interlocutors
– baby talk insults my intelligence
– I’m a bit of a big deal
– yes, I’m bilingual, I can cry in English and Spanish (or any other language)
– Prince / Princess of Wails
– kisses 25 C – saving for my college fund
– chubby, brave and unemployed
– by reading this message you agree to change a diaper
– sleep sold separately!
– current family favourite
– I am the reason why we are late
Where to buy a funny baby onesie or where to customize it
If you’re looking for a standard bodysuit take a look amazon. They have lots of baby-onesies with funny sayings. Some vendors also offer to personalize their products for you. For more unique items check out amazon handmade.
Another creative market is Etsy. Here you can order artsy designs and cute products created according to your own specifications and wishes.
Zazzle is also a platform worth checking out for making a custom baby onesie or buying a ready-made one as well.
Make Your Own Funny Baby Onesie
Personalizing a baby onesie with a funny message isn’t too difficult. However, observe two things:
1. since it is for baby the fabric paint should be eco-friendly, non-toxic and completely safe.
2. again as it is for baby, the onesie must be washed often and the paint must be durable!
Besides the paint all you need is a onesie in light or pastel colors like white, pink, blue, yellow, green and a little imagination respectively the right slogan.
This page gives you lots of ideas for funny sayings to use and to make a unique funny baby onesie, meaning a unique baby gift! And remember: such a handmade piece of art can be kept as a unique keepsake of the baby!
Matching Family Clothing
Matching tees and onesies for sisters and brothers is another great gift idea – let the whole family make a statement!
Why not dress all the siblings in matching tees and onesies? Big bro and big sis will be ever so proud!
Great for your first hospital visit to see the new baby.
It’s also the perfect outfit for a family photo session!
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