Here is a collection of funny baby quotes!
It is not always easy with a newborn at home and having a new baby or children in general is not always fun. I know that myself… Get a funny saying about parenting and family life and make new parents day. Everyone can relate!
Funny Quotes For Parents Of Newborn Babies:
I love daddy!A perfect example of minority rule is a baby at home. (Milwaukee Journal)
A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise that you can barely stand it. The boy left, left the house so quietly that you thought you would go crazy. (John Andrew Holmes)
Insomnia: A contagious disease that is often passed from babies to parents. (Shannon Fife)
The father is a person who carries pictures of where his money is. (do not know)
The art of being a parent is sleeping when baby isn’t looking. (do not know)
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. (Ed Howe)
You can learn a lot from children. How much patience you have, for example. (Franklin P. Jones)
When your first baby puts down his pacifier, sterilize it. When your second baby puts down his pacifier, you tell the dog: ‘Fetch!’. (Bruce Lansky)
Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. Today, I have six children and no theories. (John Wilmot)
The only things kids wear out faster than their shoes are their parents. (John J. Plomp)
24/7. Once you sign on to be a mom, that’s the only shift they offer! (Jodi Picoult)
The hardest part of raising a child is following all these rules yourself! (do not know)
Kids today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, devour their food, and slander their teachers (Sokrates) … but a little toothless smile makes mommy and daddy happy!
If your baby is “beautiful and perfect, doesn’t cry or worry, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time”, you are the grandma! (Teresa Bloomingdale)
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More Funny Baby Sayings:
Babies are always more trouble than you think – and more wonderful. (Charles Osgood)
From now on, I will decide when we get up! – baby
People who say they sleep like babies usually don’t. (Leo Burke)
Being a father is very easy, but being one can be very difficult. (Wilhelm Busch)
Having a baby is like taking your bottom lip and forcing it into your head. (Carol Burnett)
Conscience is like a baby. Need to sleep before you can sleep. (do not know)
There’s this girl who stole my heart… She calls me daddy! (do not know)
Life doesn’t get more real than having a newborn at home. (Eric’s Church)
I gave up the single-life and moved to a shared apartment – I like it there! – baby
Today I gave notice in my studio apartment and moved in with my parents. – baby
My mother had a big problem with me. But I think he enjoyed it. (Mark Twain)
A toddler can do more in one moment unsupervised than most people can do in an entire day…
funny newborn quotesParenting without a sense of humor is like an accountant who sucks at math. (do not know)
Your home has just been enlarged… by 2 feet. (do not know)
Good moms have sticky floors, messy kitchens, piles of laundry, dirty ovens and happy kids. (do not know)
My fingers are small, but my father (mother, my parents) wrapped them around me. (do not know)
There is only one beautiful child in the world – and every mother has one! (Chinese Proverb)
Congratulations on your new alarm clock!
Having a new baby is like suddenly getting the worst room mate in the world. (Anne Lamott)
Even though there are many trial marriages there are no trial children. (Gail Sheehy)
For a younger sister or brother:
In the cookies of life, sisters / brothers are the chocolate chips. (do not know)
this is love…Use These Funny New Quotes And Messages For:
These funny new baby sayings are great to use in funny baby greeting cards and as funny baby shower card messages. They will make new parents smile and you can write them along with some personal sentences for the new family.
New parents may want to have a funny quote as a funny baby announcement message. For example “We used to have time, now we have a baby!”.
New moms and dads can also have funny baby card messages in a photo album or a family scrapbook. And many of these funny quotes about babies make great nursery wall art, too.
Funny Baby Quotes For Twins:
Double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble, if you’re blessed with twins. (do not know)
There are two things in life that we are never really prepared for: twins.
(Josh Billings)
“Are they twins?” – ” No, I found the super kid in the parking lot and thought why not?”
“Are they twins?” – “No, it’s buy one, get one free…”
“Are they twins?” – ” They are no triplets. I just leave the ugly one at home.”
Yes, they’re twins – and yes, I’m tired.
When God sees a face he likes, he does it twice!
Twins: born with best friends! (do not know)
Not twice the trouble, but twice the blessing! (do not know)
A good neighbor will watch out. A great neighbor nanny to twins! (do not know)
Twins: two distinct souls united at birth. (do not know)
Baby twins: born together, raised together – friends forever! (do not know)
Twins, two for the price of one? No, two for the price of two. All they share is a womb and their birthday!
You used to have time. Now you have twins! (do not know)
In your twin birth announcement:
“We used to have time. Now we have twins!”
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