Funny Halloween Costumes for Pregnant Couples
As a bonafide lover of all things spooky, it seems like a shame not to use that baby bump as a prop for a killer costume. And finding a way to incorporate it into the couple’s costume means you only have to use half the creative juices as you scheme and search for the perfect look.
Many of these funny maternity Halloween costumes can be thrown together at the last minute, which is also a huge plus.
Here are some of the funniest, best pregnant Halloween costumes for couples.
Violet Beauregarde and Willy Wonka
Whether you’re full-on blue (where are my Arrested Development fans?!) or you opt for a blue tracksuit and a bucket of gum, this Violet Beauregarde and Willy Wonka look pretty hard to beat for an unforgettable pregnancy category of Halloween costumes.
Castaway
Turning your belly into the beloved volleyball, Wilson is both an ode to a great movie and a chance for your partner to try out a really aggressive hair/beard combo for a night out. You never know what might happen, so proceed with caution.
Juno and Paulie
While this costume idea can be done quite often, it’s a go-to costume for pregnant women for all the reasons that matter: comfort, ease of pull-off, and showing off the legs. their partner in short shorts all night.
Bread in the Oven and Panadero
It’s a classic because it combines two things people love: bread and puns. Use it as an announcement at a party or as a smart costume for the big night. It sounds like it’s hard to pee (yes, we’re going there), but sometimes big sacrifices are worth it.
Jar of Preggo Spaghetti Sauce
This is another one you’ve probably seen before, but it’s family-friendly, cute, and easy. Also: you can walk around with a bowl of noodles which isn’t the worst when you’re hungry 23 hours a day.
Bump Ahead Construction Workers
Easy to tow, can bring the whole family, and great visibility for trick-or-treating after dark. That is one helluva combination.
Disco Balls and Dancers
Light up the night with your belly beacon. With your bump playing the part of a disco ball, you can stand in one spot and watch the party roll around you.
Magic Eight Ball
It’s easy, funny, and pretty much guaranteed to lead to people touching your stomach as they ask borderline inappropriate questions… which can be a good or bad thing depending on how much you want to know about your neighbor’s gout.
Gumball Machines and Quarters
This one is another classic pregnant Halloween costume, and while it’s not the easiest to make, this awesomeness will outlast any pity party votes you’ll be sent to the office this Halloween. Costume Competition.
Bob Ross and Pretty Little Tree
The real star of the show here is your partner, so it’s ideal for anyone who wants to hide behind some leaves and call it a day.
Avocado and Tacos or Toast
This is another one that some might think is overdone, but if we’re going to be pissed about our affinity for avocados being the reason we can’t afford a house, we might as well make a joke of it… before we leave. go home and cry into our off-label Cheerios. You can DIY this puppy so that the avocado pit is your stomach, or just get it from a store and keep your stomach wrapped.
Kool-Aid Man and Wall
This one couldn’t be easier because you just need a red shirt, a cardboard box or poster board, and either felt or a marker to make the face. Perfect for a last minute pregnancy Halloween costume idea.
Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin
The good thing about dressing up as a bear is that there is a wide range of acceptable outfits. Whether you’re taking your inspiration from a cute Pinterest look or Fat Bear Week, there’s no wrong way to dress like our beloved Pooh.
Pokemon Characters
It doesn’t take much to pull off this look, especially if you’re willing to use face paint. And as Pikachu says, “Every step for you is a thousand for me and my lungs are the size of grapes” which is OBVIOUSLY a secret nod to pregnancy.
Kangaroo and Joey
This is another one that doesn’t require much and can be pulled together with things lying around you. Don’t have a kangaroo stuffie? Koalas, possums, wallabies, and numbats (my new favorite child insult) can also work.
Monsters Inc.
Great for 1st trimester, didn’t tell anyone, too sick/tired/etc. to do anything elaborate, need to wear leggings and oversized tees because nothing fits.
Ice Ice Baby Pun
Honestly, the most expensive thing here is probably the vanilla bottle, which most of us already have in our cabinets. A couple of garbage bags, some blue balloons, and a baby doll, and this DIY costume is good to go. It’s also a great outfit if you’re trying to hide a pregnancy.
Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin
You can go the extra mile and turn an orange shirt into a jack-o-lantern, or leave it at that and call yourself the Great Pumpkin. Either way, you’ll take home more than one stone. However, there are no promises for your Charlie Brown.
addams family
This one is definitely one of the most involved on this list, but for Addams Family lovers, it’s a solid choice. The hand! The three-legged onesie! The smooth hair. Very good.
Objects 1 & 2 and the Cat in the Hat
This one would be wonderful for someone expecting twins, but also works for singleton pregnancies. Your partner might be into Thing 2, but if he’s excited about a silly hat and an oversized bowtie, let them have their moment.
Skeleton Family
This one really runs the gamut from a simple onesie or t-shirt to something more complicated with some seriously creative makeup, which is probably why it’s one of the most popular Halloween costume ideas. is it funny? This kind of depends on what you decide to include in your skeleton, but there are some silly options out there that include things like burgers and candy hitting your partner’s stomach.
Momster and Dadcula
If you’re looking for the simplest possible costume that will allow you easy access for the 489 bathroom breaks you’ll take in 2 hours of Halloween fun, look no further than a fun sweatshirt. You can find it here on Etsy.
There are many options for funny and easy Halloween costumes for pregnant couples
These are just a small fraction of the great ideas people have come up with, but hopefully they’ll inspire you to put together something that checks all the boxes. No matter what happens, no one will judge you for calling it this year while you do the scariest thing of all and build a whole ass person out of goo.
Have you pulled off an epic maternity Halloween couples costume? Let us know what you came up with in the comments below.
See also: The Best Pregnancy Halloween Costume Ideas